i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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