doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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