So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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