She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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