i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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