I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so let's talk penis.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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