try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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