Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We are two peas in an std pod
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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