Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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