I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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