shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
