Can Purell be used as lube?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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