Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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