So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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