Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
