Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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