Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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