i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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