so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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