Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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