She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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