lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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