dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
she smelled like a LAN party
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Who died my cat blue again?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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