i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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