If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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