no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Never underestimate the power of titties
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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