The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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