we're chasing vodka with high fives
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
