I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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