But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you win again, gameday.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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