Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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