How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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