I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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