Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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