I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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