Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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