I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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