come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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