Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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