Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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