Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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