the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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