At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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