i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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