It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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