I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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