Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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