I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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