dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december