He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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