I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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