hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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