talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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