i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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