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(517): View more from Michigan

My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.

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(360): View more from Washington

Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"

(571): View more from Virginia

why not an indie porn pic then

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(860): View more from Connecticut

No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked

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