it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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