We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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